Woman Literally Does Nothing, Calls It Art.
The woman pictured above, “performance artist” Marina Abramovic, just wrapped up an exhibit where she simply sat in a chair and stared at people. For seven hours a day, six days a week (it added up to about 700 hours) she would just sit there, according to this article from the UK Telegraph. If people wanted, they could sit in the chair opposite her and stare back.
This has to be the most half-assed piece of performance art I’ve ever seen. Sitting around all day doing nothing? Welcome to the real world, lady. People sit around doing nothing all day long at work. If that’s art, then there are a whole hell of a lot of artists out there.