You Know The Economy Is Struggling When Darth Vader Is Reduced To This

In a stunning development, galactic villain Anakin “Darth Vader” Skywalker has turned to robbing banks, likely as a means to finance construction on the long-awaited third Death Star.  Wearing his trademark helmet and cape, Vader entered a Chase bank in Setauket, New York and demanded cash from the teller.  After she complied with his request, he fled the scene.  The handgun here seems a bit superfluous, doesn’t it?  I mean, this is a guy who can choke you out with his mind.  A gun just doesn’t do him justice…

(from Newsday)

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~ by fc13 on July 23, 2010.

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